So, you want to learn how to swallow a pig. You’ve come to the right place. Follow these step-by-step instructions, and soon you’ll acquire the dining skills of a large snake. But maybe you’re not quite ready to gulp down a hairy four-legged animal. Don’t worry—there are lots of other useful techniques you can master. After all, you never know when you might need to spin a web, disguise yourself as a jellyfish, battle a sheep, or catch a wildebeest. Just take it slow, and remember: practice makes perfect.
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